I have always laughed that teachers could write books about the job. The book I envision writing is just a collection of tales that are completely entertaining. It would appeal to any reader. I have so many stories about students, parents, and fellow staff members. Any time something noteworthy happens I think, "that would be a story for my book."
There is a student in one of my classes who is less than motivated and thinks of any excuse in the book. She has been gone for 2 days on our music department's trip to Disneyland. Everyone came back yesterday except for her. Today, when I asked where she was yesterday, she said that she had to stay home because she was still motion sick from the Tower of Terror. Yes, she missed a day of school from going on a ride 2 days earlier. She sure played her heart out in P.E. today. CURED!!! My teacher partner and I had a good laugh.