I REALLY try and get little stories down so that we forever have access to them.
Last night at the dinner table, out of nowhere, Ryan says, "Mom, no offense, but I know why you're a little bit fat."
Let me rewind and say that last week Ryan asked what "no offense" means. I think I did a good job of explaining it as it was used perfectly in this situation.
Josh immediately buried his head in his arms on the table and I was left to try and act serious. I choked a bit on my food and then asked Ryan to explain.
He explained that I had 2 babies in my tummy. When you have a baby your tummy gets really big and when the baby is born, where is your tummy supposed to go? And I had 2 babies so it happened twice. That's why it still kind of looks like there is a baby in there.
Josh- laughing in his arms the whole time.
Me- taking the opportunity to tell Ryan that he can always say anything to his family, but that is a statement that could hurt someone's feelings.
Josh and I- laughing the rest of the meal.
One for the books...